Shana Tova - Happy New Year

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not
fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol,
your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your
oncologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your
plumber, and the IRS.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour
in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

May this Yom Tov, find you seated around the dinner table, together with
your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the Jewish New
Year ahead.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you
delight them.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish
dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your
partner, your child, and your parent(s).

May we live as intended, in a world at peace with the awareness of
the beauty in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals and every
baby's smile.